My Vendetta

You know that person that ticks you off just enough that for some reason you can't get them out of your head? Really, be honest you know what I'm talking about...for me it was the broad that line jumped me at Best Buy.

In June, Dan and I decided that were changing our phone plans, and after shopping around we decided to go to Best Buy to get everything taken care of. I was fairly large with child and of course we had Josie and Katie who were grabbing everything in sight. All of the people were working with other customers so we were browsing around the cell phone area/hovering nearby to wait for the next available person. We waited, and waited, and waited....Then this woman (who was pregnant, but not nearly as large as me), her husband, and one child breezed on in. They begin the hovering process as well. We had been there a good half hour at this point. About 2 minutes after the broad and her family arrived, one of the girls started to run off, so Dan went after her. I was turned to the side to help our other child when finally a sales person became available. Then what does the "insert profanity" do, but waltzes right on up to him. WTF!!!! Seriously "insert profanity" we were here. What do you think, we like standing around in Best Buy with our two small children for kicks and giggles? Are you retarded? You just line jumped me!

Since I was super hormonal already and now super annoyed with the lady. We decided to leave. We had an event with the in-laws and decided we didn't need to be late. It wasn't like we hadn't already tried to accomplish this task 3 times, or our phone plan was expiring the next day or anything. Oh wait that was the case, but the lady was obviously too stupid or too selfish to ask if we were waiting. Clearly no one properly socialized her.

The next time I saw her I was even more rotund and, in fact, only a few days to my due date. Did I mention it was like 110 degrees outside?! I was waiting for an appointment with my OB, and who would breeze through the door but the line jumper! My already boiling blood gained a few degrees. I was gonna pounce her. I didn't know what I was going to say, but I was totally gonna jump on the next receptionist as soon as one became available. That lady was gonna get a taste of her own medicine, but the nurse ruined my plan and called me back for my appointment...you lucked out lady without manners!

Then when Elizabeth was only a few days old I was watching TV and there she was again! There was a commercial for a local roofing company on, and she was the smiling lady holding her son as they displayed the new roof on her excessively large home. Guess which roofing company will NEVER EVER UNDER NO CIRCUMSTANCES get my business? Good thing my uncle does that for a living! How dare you come into my hope you line jumping fool!

Then of course today I'm minding my own business with my three kids at the park when across the way I see a dark haired woman walking through the parking lot. My blood began to boil. Ooooooh it's her I thought. I hate that line jumping lady! Fortunately, as she walked closer in my direction my blood pressure dropped when I realized it wasn't her, but dang that stupid lady haunts my memory! I hope someday karma gets her back and she gets line jumped too! Maybe I'll get lucky and get to resolve my vendetta and take care of the job myself.